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May 26, 2001

prostate stories:  two

For awhile there, I was starting to regret my long-standing habit of puffing an after-dinner cigar with my anal sphincter.   Not to worry.   My biopsy results (delivered LATE this p.m.) were good.   I DO NOT, repeat DO NOT, have prostate cancer.   I DO, repeat DO, have a prostate the size and consistency of a honeydew melon.   Thanks for the prayers. 

Love, Andy

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