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May 26, 2001

on priorities

I got stuck in a deposition today with a young New Orleans lawyer who LOVED to hear herself talk.   I objected several times on grounds the TIGERS were playing USC in the CWS.   She said something about that not being a legal objection and I said something like, "Oh, yeah??"   then it got ugly.   I demanded frequent recesses and ran to the radio.   My opponent thought my BPH was acting up.   I may lose the case, but the TIGERS put it on the Trojans proving, once and for all, you should not choose a condom for a mascot.

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