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May 26, 2001

drink for the MIA

Your temporary departure from my radar cost you several pithy anecdotes centering, primarily, on the fascinating life I lead as a Major Depression-sufferer and non-drinking alcoholic.   You've missed one part Jaded Self-Pity, two parts Rank Martyrdom and a dash of New Age Sophistry strained and served over Crushed Pedantry topped by a twist of Simple Angst.   Now that you're back in the fold, I encourage you to drink up.

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