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May 26, 2001

Bulwer-Lytton

She was one in a million--coal-black hair conditioned with protein formula creme rinse, eyelashes that did not clump, lips slathered in the kind of ruby red lipstick that does not smudge or transfer to collars, breasts that eschewed the WonderBra, and a vagina packed with a tampon designed by a woman gynecologist!

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