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June 8, 2001

no depression

I contracted depression around 1985.   I was not infected through casual sex because, when it comes to sex, I am quite formal.   Strictly black tie.   I do not believe it is airborne and I'm certain there was no needle sharing.   I always bring my own needle.   As best I can tell, I caught depression the old-fashioned way--from a toilet seat.   Fortunately, my depression is what the doctors call "controlled."   I take an SSRI and, aside from causing my penis to fall off and my emotions to flatline, it has no side-effects. 

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