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June 12, 2001

and the members of the academy

This beastmaster site has been up for over two weeks and it is time for an accounting to see where we have been and where we are going.   We have been nowhere and we shall return there soon enough.   As of today, I've received 219 hits:   99 from the USA; 4 from Finland; 3 from the Cote D'ivoire (ivory coast); 1 from Canada; and 112 from "unknown."

I must thank first my creator.   I speak not of god, but of a strange friend who created the site.   Anonymity is his reward.

Most of the USA hits are mine.   God bless Finland, a country known for beautiful women and ennui.   I'm not sure what to make of the wildly enthusiastic ivory coasters.   Canada is frankly a disappointment.   I am told the Canadian hit was but a moose drunk on Labatt's.

I am forever grateful to the unknown, those sad surfers without a country to call their own.   They pledge allegiance to no one save boredom.   Long may they reign.

©  2001 by the beastmaster