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August 14, 2001
I was toilet-thumbing a People magazine the other day and I noticed puffy-lipped women with arm tattoos spelling out the names of their lovers. Angelina Jolie has "Billy Bob" on her arm; Melanie Griffith has "Antonio" on hers. I'm getting a tattoo that says "Hand."
Oh, and we have another sensitive, drunk star on our hands. Et tu, Ben Affleck ?
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